The Knight of the Fish
Once upon a time, in a faraway Kingdom, there lived a young man named Ralph, Ralph was a nice guy, but he always very unlucky. He tried his hardest to earn enough money to support himself and his wife, but it was always a struggle. He had to hire himself out to do odd jobs for the people of his village of Pasadena. One day, Ralph was out in the lake fishing in the hopes of catching enough fish to sell in the market and feed himself and his wife. But after hours and hours of sitting on the shore and casting his line, Ralph managed to catch only dirt floating on the shore. I haven't even managed to get half a nibble. Ralph: What am I going to tell my wife? He was just about to give up and go home. When he heard a piteous monie from behind him. Ralph: What was that?! Ralph turned around to see a dwarf with his very long beard snagged on a tree root. He was surprised to see the dwarf. And didn't know how to react. Dwarf: Help Tony, for Tony's beard he snagged on t...